Image the scene: you’re strolling – no, striding – by way of the park with a steel briefcase in your hand. It’s the type of case that, had been this a world thriller, could be handcuffed to your wrist and full of both stacks of money or perplexing, gunmetal-coloured machine elements set into foam.
You arrive at your vacation spot, which is the scrubby little bit of the park the place barbecues are permitted. That is no accident. Deftly, you pop open your briefcase.
To the shock and surprise of the folks round you, there’s a barbecue inside. Most likely, at this level, you make some type of barbecue-related pun. I can’t suppose what that might be proper now, however maybe it’ll come to you within the second.
You get some burgers and buns – wait. Out of the place? Do you will have a second steel briefcase full of meals and grilling equipment? As a result of a picnic basket in your different hand is de facto going to spoil the look. Okay, let’s think about that you just do. And in addition some charcoal and firelighters. And intensely robust arms to hold all of these things.
However anyway, as soon as all of that’s sorted, you’re grilling – out of a briefcase. Even the folks enjoying frisbee have stopped to gawk.
If you’d like this to turn into a actuality, the Kikkerland Folding Moveable BBQ Grill Suitcase (for that’s its identify) is in the stores from Beaumonde for £85. It weighs 1.8kg and its dimensions are 31.four x 8.6 x 16.5cm.
It will probably grill for 2 and can catch ash within the backside of the case. There aren’t extra particulars than this however – hey, it is a barbecue in a briefcase, so the promoting level is evident.
Nevertheless, we have now questions. Many questions. For instance, presumably your entire briefcase-barbecue will get as scorching because the floor of the solar. So, how lengthy does it take earlier than you may decide it up once more and carry it dwelling?
Will you be sitting alone within the park, lengthy after everybody else has gone, ready for the handles of your barbecue-briefcase to chill down sufficient that you would be able to contact them? Are you going to have the ability to sustain your suave manner for all of that point?
Additionally, whenever you stroll dwelling, will you be leaving a path of ash behind you? How a lot does a steel barbecue-briefcase scent when you’ve cooked on it? Will folks be asking: who’s that mysterious spy-type-person and why does their briefcase scent of fireside and hotdogs?
There’s solely means approach to reply these questions. However when you’re searching for a extra conventional barbecue expertise and also you’re unsure which sort of grill you need, learn our article on which sort of barbecue you should purchase. Already acquired your BBQ sorted? Take a look at our grilling hacks.